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commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal & science, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

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reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

(via deaneggsandsam)

thedramaticsneeze:

so my dog looks really weird when she sleeps and I went to take a picture

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then she woke up

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(via aaliyahyah)

Reblog if you’re a “Whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.

theparanoidwriteruniverse:

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(via fuckmeyoureirish)

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

(via walkslikejesus)

traptinaturkeydinner:

this was the best week in C&H history

(Source: shogunofyellow, via ramblingsofaspoopyginger)

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

(Source: spookyscaryalexturner, via hunter-out-of-control)

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